Swamp Ass is a wild fantasy comedy series full of ogres, swamp creatures, bad decisions, and way too much chaos. Gross, ridiculous, and weirdly heartfelt, it's a comedy world where nothing smells right but everything feels alive.
The Books
Book I
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An Ogre Story
A cursed ogre with dangerous magic backside just wants to be left alone in his swamp, but a chaotic fairy joins him into an unexpected voyage that forces Gronk to leave the only home he's ever known. What starts as a simple journey quickly turns into an adventure that could change his fate forever.
Book II
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The Crackening
Gronk survived his first voyage and returns to the swamp hoping for peace, and maybe even a chance at love, but ancient Source magic begins tearing the world apart. As the Crackening spreads, Gronk and his friends must face powers far bigger than the bog, and he soon learns his curse may be the only thing strong enough to stop it.
Book III
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Cheeks of Destiny
Just when life in the swamp finally feels peaceful and Gronk has found love, the sky cracks open and a dark ritual begins tearing the world apart. To stop the end of everything, Gronk and his friends set out on another dangerous voyage north, where the only hope may lie with a dragon who hasn't spoken to anyone in centuries.
Book IV
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Book V
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The Cheek Wars
War has come to the swamp. As a corrupted ogre army marches across the land, Gronk Mudrump and his friends must stop a growing threat that could destroy entire worlds. With seventeen powerful nodes fueling the invasion and a portal to a decaying dimension opening wider by the day, the battle ahead won't be easy.
Book VI
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Beyond The Crack
The Cheek Wars are over, but the Rot World isn't finished. When a sealed portal begins to reopen, Gronk Mudrump and his friends must return to the twisted dimension they barely escaped. What they find is a world shaped by grief, memory, and dark power—one that may change them forever.
Spin-Offs
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A Tavernmaid's Tale
Before the swamp, there was the tavern. Nessa Thistlecheeks has spent her life protecting the Thistle & Tankard, a beloved crossroads inn built on family, magic, and tradition. But when a flashy rival tavern opens across the road and travelers begin vanishing in the growing grey beyond, Nessa must fight to protect the home and legacy she refuses to lose. Includes five immersive tavern recipes woven into the story.
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